the trailer trash 80's prom is tonight

and i am super excited! my own prom was barely out of the 80's, so it had all of the cheese and none of the cool. plus, my date was 23. we stayed for all of 10 minutes and then left for bigger and better things. no, gutter hounds, not a hotel room but a nice drunken buzz downtown. we were just friends anyway.

so, assassination city roller derby says "Aloha, Mr. Hand" with a night of dancing and derby babes in 80's garb. this will hopefully be a jewel in my crown of memories. it had better be because i got this ridiculous mullet hair cut just for the prom theme so my get up will look right on! ocd, you are not my friend! but after tonight it's so gone because everytime i look in the mirror, like gag me with a pitch fork, ya know?