Alrighty then, LONE STAR ASSASSESS!!
DK's are thirsty for some vengence, and were gettin our super big gulp on
with the ladies in black!!!
Be ready for some: thumpin', some smackin', chokin', clobberin', slicin', good times, and that's just the first Jam!!
Wha..What's That on my skate?
Why, it's a big chunk of strawberry deathcake
stuck on the bottom of my Riedell boots!!
Lick it up baby, Lick it up!!
YEE HAA ladies, it's gonna be a helluva bout!!!
You can buy that for a $1.00, a SmackaJawea gold dolla!!!
posted by Anonymous at 5:21 PM
16 Comments:
Smacka squeeze the fruit out of that strawberry and make change!
Oooooh! Lay down that Smacka talk!
Can u back it up? Cuz u know... Mess with the bull, you get the horns.
well you betta watch yourself while your busy licking your pretty little skates....
wow.talk is cheap. but, what would you expect from a self proclaimed one dollar hoe?
OOOOH SMACK!
Smacka, smack the Death out of the Strawberry for that remark!
Strawberry Deathcake is gonna be a smashed up rotten strawberry with mold after the Deadly Kennedys are done with her.
buuwwwhaaaaaa (I forgot to add an evil laugh to my comment.) Ooopsies!
Hey DK's, I hope you have a different strategy this time around. Because that last game, you know the one where your strategy was apparently to go really, really slow, and as a result bore the audience and completely miss the opposing jammer as she flew past you. Well, it was just plain boring, and in case you didn't notice, completely ineffective. C'mon, at least put up a fight this time.
One dollar in gold is still worth one dollar! Maybe saying you're a dollar hoe was a bit much. Not the comment- the amount. Be sure to bring a bag of nickels to the game in case anyone wants change.
I would have like to see more action. The skating around like friends was not exciting. Why do you wait until the other person is coming to get physical? There were no hard hits. I saw the TV show and those girls take hard hits. Maybe I am not understanding the game. Please help? I felt cheated on game.
Anonymous,
TV shows use editing. It's kinda like a movie trailer, they only show you best parts. You watched a whole bout condensed to about 4 minutes on the show. I'm sure there were plenty of parts that weren't as exciting or they would have shown the whole game instead of showing you Sister Mary Jane can iron letters on her panties.
I'm sorry you left feeling cheated. A lot of sports fans feel cheated when it isn't a close game, maybe that was the problem. It takes away an element of excitement by not wondering who's going to win.
As far as no hard hits there are about 25 girls with sore bodies, rink rash, and numerous bruises that would argue differently.
now now deathcake don't get your granny panties in a bunch. I was just an opinion from the outside.
Close to your league. I was just a fan watching the game. I am not sure what anonymous you are talking to Strawberry Deathcake?
I didnt say the game was not exciting, I said skating like friends is not exciting and waiting until some is coming to get physical.
I was not understanding the diffrences from what I seen on TV and in person. On TV they seem more physical than what I saw. I see it is easy to offend. I am just a fan asking a question and from the responds I read. I will not do so again and will not attend another event. Thank you to the girl that explain to me the difference.
Okay so what I saw on TV was a different kind of derby. I am google it. Thank you Black Vixen 380 and Smackajawea.
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