Write a headline

So I just recently did a photo shoot with a guy that mocked up some skates to look extra scary. He did a nice job on them. Now he's gone. See, I have this curse with the big ad agencies here in Dallas. Immediately after I get a chance to show somebody at one of these big agencies what a really badass photographer I am, they vanish. EVERY TIME.
They either leave, get fired, or disappear in places like the Bermuda triangle... or Oklahoma.
But enough about my problems. This blog is about roller derby, and so are these photos.
Since I will most likely never hear another word from the disappearing agency guy, how bout some help. What should we do with these photos? Posters? If so, how about some possible headlines.

Update 6.1.06: I was proven wrong (that's a first), we have finished posters that are quite lovely to behold... in a spooky kind of way.
I won't be posting the finished product here as I don't know yet what will be done with them. You may need to come out to a bout and buy them.
Thanks ad guy.

Q: What do derby girls do on a holiday weekend?

A: How the hell should I know. They sure aren't posting anything about it!

Look what we just got!

Just went up this morning at the intersection of Skillman and Abrams in Dallas... Assassination City!
From left to right are: Ophelia Pain of the L*A's, Terror Pussie of the LaRev's and June Meat Cleaver of the DK's.
It's just so beautiful! (sob!)

The Ass City Derblog is Alive...... ALIVE!!!