TOO FAST FOR LOVE
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11
Cooooooooooooooooooooooome and Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Itttttttttttt!
We are showcasing our new team of NEW girls, brand SPANKING new personalities,styles and skills! Come check out your friendly neighborhood roller derby. We can't show you love if your not there to see it!
So first we have the Bombshell Brigade(new team new girls) against the NWA roller gals, all fresh to the Dallas scene. Then we have an all out scrimmage with the rest of us bruisers. Our Ass City travel team has been busy this off season travelling to Kansas to battle the Kansas City Roller Warriors (lost but fought hard and learned lots) and the No Coast Derby Dames (WON) and then to San Antonio to fight the Alamo City girls(WON). Our season starts in March, come brush up your derby senses and don't worry, we haven't been getting dusty!
Also say hello to our new announcer Hank E.Pankey and our beloved Armand Hammer!
posted by Mia Hammer at 10:15 AM
7 Comments:
This blog got PWNED by Mia Hammer... much like a certain group of girls down in San Antonio.
yeah baby, i am here to stay! IN YOUR FACE! ha ha ha . An ass city voice you can't put your pants on...
(but PWNED...the blonde in me doesn't know????....)
public enema???? where are you? play with me??
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned
"3. pwned
What happens to retards who keep arguing about the origin of pwned on the Internet
You guys were just pwned"
ha ha ha
thanks for the urban dictionary link, above is my fave definition of "pwned" since it seems to be closest to my actions here
oh yeah dimah darling, we are so ready to stomp the way you gals roll, DERBY STYLE!!
COooooome and GEeeeet Itttttt!!
and tell all your little team mates too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dimah darling..... the broken leg came not from Ass City.... your implication is amusing i must say. its going to be Lots O. Fun sk8n on some killbillie face.
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