Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Roller Derby Girls School You On Drinking


Yeah, they'll show you a thing or two about a thing or two about pouring alcohol down your face hole.
Huh? When? Friday August 11th @ Double Wide Bar. Why? Well, who needs a reason... but there is one. The Pre-Bout Party! Duh! (slaps forehead) Of course! I'll be there because I don't suck, and my face hole is feeling the need for drinky-drinks to be tossed down in it.

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be there. Not because I don't suck, but because of alcoholism.

8:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I may be there too....but who would know?

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah "Back and to the Left", who would know *coughKelliecough*.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mel Gibson, you own the Jewish people an appology, and by extension you owe me one, because people always think I'm jewish, so it's kinda like you were talking about me too.

12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

muaah ha ha haaaaa....I was there, and I was drinking beer, and it was hot...and you girls where hot...Sunday will be even hotter!

9:34 PM  
Blogger Mia Hammer said...

so the deadly kennedies or the La Revolucion?????

what is the count??

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was picking DK's, but now I hear the LaRevs will in fact have BuckYou skating, Terror Pussie just keeps getting better all the time and Kernal Angus never gets tired. Who Knows, this should be a great fight.

8:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the DK's can keep it from looking like an intructional video on how not to skate, I think that's the best they can hope for.

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww velour peter that was cold!! I'm hurt! :(

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops! I meant Dijon Wilkes Booth.

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Quoting Mel Gibson:

Yeah "Back and to the Left", who would know *coughKelliecough*.


It's not me. Why would I care enough to taunt a derby league I used to play for via the internet? Really? Fucking stupid. And seriously, why would I taunt them at all. I have no reason to nor care enough to do so. So "Mel Gibson", keep my fucking name out of your mouth and off your fingers.

By the way, who won yesterday? I'm curious.

3:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The DK's won, but what was up with those points last night? That needs to be looked at again.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really?

Good for them. That was a long time coming.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is up Kellie. Good to see you. I didnt find the humor in that comment at all either.

Yeah The DK won. Congrads to them.

4:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know back and to the left's identity and it's not Kellie.

12:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you ALL suck. kiss my ass.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmmmmm....and they are made from dog shit!

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Choko had to use water boarding, human pyramids, and put dirty panties on my head before I finally revealed my secret identity...dirty, dirty tricks! She should change her name to Abbie Garib! (anyone get that?)

Great game ladies! All the way to the end! Congratulations DK's for your win!

5:54 PM  

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