Any Questions??
Please, post any comments or questions regarding game play, the differences between flat & banked track, anything & everything. If something happened in a bout, like why a particular stragey was used? We will answer your questions the best we can.
posted by Anonymous at 7:21 AM
30 Comments:
what is stragey as in , "like why a particular stragey was used.." ?????
you been getting knocked around by someone, or some people in particular smacka???
heh heh
I think its the Dutch word for spellcheck. :)
(just kidding)
What are the rules concerning players coming into contact with opposing players who are not in the jam? Like if one player leaves the track and then is hit by an opposing player who is not in the jam? As fun as that is to watch, is it legal?
A follow up question to that: if you come into contact with an opposing player, is it wise to turn your back on them?
When a skater goes down in front of other skaters on purpose to trip up other skaters, is this legal? And how do the refs tell the difference?
If I were there, you wouldn't even get away with sneezing without covering your mouth. Bwahahaha!!!
Oh yeah! I forgot to mention that my ass-mayonnaise has cooties!
Maybe Smacka meant to say 'strategery'.
Thou shall not impersonate Broiler when he's not "here" to defend himself? ;)
Although, I do enjoy the Broiler-isms.
Now go to church you heathens!
Yay! Who loves the internet rumor game?
The real Broiler says he doesn't give a damn about what you do or how you do it as long as you leave him and his peeps out of it.
I've had nothing to do with you since I quit and I'd like to keep it that way.
Your blog broiler can go get bent.
Best regards, hugs and kisses,
Bryan K.
formerly Broiler
PS leave me out of your stupid bullshit
PSS this might not even be the real broiler, it might be a mere vision of broiler giving you all the finger
PSSS if you put on your 3D glasses the finger might actually appear to be leaping off the screen and poking you in the eye
PSSSS poke
PSSSSS what the heck is ass mayo?
PSSSSSS I squirted mayo on my ass to see what "ass mayo" might feel like and I can definitely say that I've never felt anything so luxurious
PSSSSSSS I'm going to try all of the condiments in my fridge to see which feels best and should represent my ass in the future
Now THAT's the REAL broiler for sure!
Who the heck is Broiler anyway???
I assume he's former ref?
I don't know. That'd be my guess too Cho. But, I like his style.
no you don't.
PSSSSSSSS Only because I know a few of you are wondering, I've decided that Dixieland Hot Chow Chow relish is the condiment that best represents my ass. It's sweet, it's spicy, it's relishy goodness and it goes great with a variety of savory meats.
Yes, it is so delicious, that you can even eat it with a spoon right out of a jar. Now, picture it, if you will, every spoonful of delicious relish will be a bit like eating a little of my ass.
Who wants a hotdog? I'm starving!
I think I might have hot dogs for dinner tonight now that you mention it. :)
Gee Smacka, this isn't really what you intended to happen here is it?
Ass condiments.
I think I shall flag this blog for being offensive to my frail sensibilities.
Why?
Because I like my ass straight up.
Now when I eat the faces of live puppies, it's tabasco time. Just splash a little in their big sad eyes and get to eatin.
I think I'll be eating my food sans condiments for a while
I am happy Broiler came on here and told you all where you can stick it.
more robots!
So "Anonymous" who was the more robot comment directed to?
Its a tale as old as time. Dates back as far as the Bible. Moses went up the mountain to run an errand and came back to the people in complete disarray.
I take a little time to myself, to burn on some bush or two, and return to find everyone talking about ass mayonnaise and robots.
Well, let me give you bitches something new to discuss. Federal Fisticuffs is drawing nearer and not one person has started the $#!t talking! Disgraceful. Please, enough with the "what do you like when you eat ass" blog. What is this- prison? Lets hear from the kennedys and the revs on what they plan to do to each other. Unless they are just gonna make butt sandwiches... that would explain the whole prison brawl meets pillow fight thing.
salad tossers!!!!
Could you toss a little mayo on that salad?
Hey, while your back there tossing that...
could you squirt a little mayo on?
Childish
Y'all aren't any fun any more. I guess I go spice up someone else's blog. = - (
I have a pair of skates that I bought at Academy. Are these the kind I should use or are there special skates that work better for roller derby? And can you suggest a good place to buy pads?
I don't know if anyone is still reading this blog since it was started a couple weeks ago, but I'm a little behind! Anyway, with all the nasty mayo talk, no one answered the honest questions about how derby is played. So I will.... BACK AND TO THE LEFT: It is illegal to engage someone who is not in the jam - or who was in the jam but is out of bounds. 2nd question... If you come in contact with another player, the best way to block them is with your shoulder, side, or hip. Hitting from behind is illegal, and backing your booty up to someone is just plain rude! :) Side contact is best... RIGHT UP THE MIDDLE: Intentionally falling down in front of another player is illegal. How can the refs tell? Well, the probably can't. So that player will most likely get away with it, but that is definitely playing dirty.
Stay off zee site! Stay off zee site!
This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.
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