NEXT BOUT - AUGUST 13TH! BE THERE OR YOU SUCK!
Sorry about all of the yelling... and for suggesting that you may be a vacuum of some sort if you aren't at the upcoming bout between La Revolución and Deadly Kennedys...(inhaaale) actually, no. No I'm not sorry. It's you who will be sorry if you miss this. Don't ask how I know. It's just a fact.
SO DON"T MISS IT! CUZ DERBY GIRLS RULE! DOOOOOOD!
posted by Anonymous at 5:19 PM
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Hell yes! CHOKO CHOKO CHOKO CHOKO!
hee!hee! Thanks! You definitely don't want to miss this one. The DKs are coming back with a vengeance!!!!
Many people today are witnessing the emergence, and continuance, of a World of Kick Ass Derby Bitches. They will rise up and take over the world one city at a time. The time is now. They are coming for you and will show no remorse as they stomp a quad into your skull as you beg for more. So get your asses out to the next bout on August 13th. Don't piss 'em off and make them come get you!
Wha, wha, what's that...... did I hear some one sneeze? You are outta' here for that! You didn't cover your mouth!!! Oh yeah, I'll be there checkin' to make sure everyone stays in line and has no fun whatsoever! Now excuse me and the Coot while we enjoy our mayonnaise sandwiches.
The wheels of fury are coming for the DK's and they better move outta' the way. La Revs are gonna' make the DK's eat track. Tell your momma not to worry, we'll have someone scrape up what's left over after the bout.
El asno del retroceso de la voluntad Del DK y hace deseo de La Revolución del La que nunca fueron llevados. And I ain't kidding!
Here's the computer translation: "The ass of the backward movement of the will Of the DK and makes desire of the Revolution of the The one that never was taken."
Wow... that's deep. And murky.
La Rev's going down!!! nanny-nanny-boo-boo!!!!
i don't know who to root for- perhaps you lovely ladies could give me a paragraph on why you're team is the best.
i will have a beeaauuuutiful sign for the team that wins me over with the best shit talk!!
lets see who cheats to keep choko down
We're on the right track here people. But, this is still a bit slumber party-ish. Come on, Frankenbeans posted this so you bitches could put the fear of God in one another about the match.
As a shit talker extrordinaire let me help...
I've spent most my life talking the kinda trash that leaves people hating me. I'm talking bad ju-ju kinda stuff. To the point that I am waiting for some kinda tragic accident to karmatically bite me in the ass. The kind that leaves me paralyzed from the neck down able to feel nothing at all except my balls itch.
So come on! Maybe its just future misery wanting company but I wanna hear you guys talk the kind of trash that makes people say oooh-you'll smoke a turd in hell for that one....
yes! more turd smoking!
This is a game between La Revolucion and Deadly Kennedys. NOT Lone Star Assassins! So stay out of it Strawberry Deathcake!
so 'ghost of president kennedy' are you saying that Lone Star Assassin fans should not be interested in the other ASSASSINATION CITY teams??? Don't keep the ones you love in your pocket, we love them other teams too.
bite your ear
hemmerin mia hammer layin it down! and for the record, that was not DC herself, that was SDC Fan Club.
bump
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bump bump it up!!
Don't get me wrong I love all the hot ladies on each team but SDFC is complaining about the trash talking not being dirty enough. I just wanted to start a fight with SDFC! They rub me the wrong way like wet soggy diaper on a hot summer day!
Come one Deadly Kennedys bring the shit slinging!
Hey La Rev beeoches hope you like dust and wheels! Ya'll are gonna be eatin my dust as I skate over ya'll's faces!
MATE LA REVOLUCION!!!!!
record.wustl.edu/archive/1998/03-19-98/2368.html
Verbal sodomy? Why, because that's where you like to stick your tongue? Not only is that unoriginal, its just a balls out lie. Maybe you should put your money where you mouth is (which would be up Strawberry Deathcake's ass).
La Revs are going to bring the hurt down on the Deadly Kennedys, no question about it. In some ways, i feel sorry for the DK's. They are probably the best looking team-but beauty only gets you so far. Of course, they would be so much hotter if they could actually HIT the bitches they are bouting against. In some ways I don't pity them at all, since they have talent they aren't using.
Oh well, guess we'll be hearing the broken note at taps once again as the Kennedys get buried under a wall of green.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Ahhh there's that rapist wit!
What kind of fool asks for it from the fanclub? Don't fuck wit da club!
Oh yeah, rollerderby. I gotta say, I think the LaRevs might just be in a position to hand the DK's their first win. I believe the DK's have learned that they need to work together as a team (finally!), and the LaRevs? Well, now they got no MLT, no Alcoholly, and I hear they also won't have BuckYou this bout. If that's true then the revolucion may be over.
Here's your chance for redemption DK's!
Of course the LSA's are gonna stomp all over all yo sad asses in the end.
But then they'll buy you a drink, give you a back rub and be nice until the next time they're scheduled to open a Sam's-Club-size-can-o-whoop-ass on you.
Come game time, they gonna treat you like a rental car!
I dunno, Castro's got intestinal bleeding going on...
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/31/D8J7CVG81.html
This is some funny shit! hehehe
so...what's up...are LaRev and the DK's done with all the smack talk?
Kellie, please. :)
BWAAAHAHAHAHA!
CHOKO CHOKO CHOKO!!!
Goldie! Goldie! Goldie! I so phucking happy she's BACK!
hmmm...deadly kennedys might just pull a win out of their asses. good luck ladies.
personally, i hope la revs beat the shit out of you.
We must be the Terrell Owens of our league....LOL!
Goldie havent skate all year and that is who you counting on... Funny
Hey anonymous (yes you, with the tenuous grasp of the English language) " Goldie havent skate all year and that is who you counting on... Funny". Hmm, what's funny is your writing ability. Goldie hasn't skated all year. Maybe that's what you we're feebly trying to convey? Oh, and you seem to have invented in your tiny head the part about the DK's counting on Goldie. Someone merely proclaimed their happiness to have her back. The whole league is happy, lots of fans will be happy, like me for one. Goldie is an awesome skater. The fact that she hasn't been able to do much skating for the past five months or so will not have a huge effect. The DK's have had a very rough inaugural season but I think getting Goldie back just might be enough for them to get their first win. At the very least it will be one hell of a fight. SO BE THERE!
Like I said you are depending on Goldie for a win....... Funny! I do not care about your hurt feelings on the comment Lance Bass. You are not a concern. It is my personal opinion and Personally I hope the DK's get their dreams shattered on Sunday. Goldie is skating against season skaters and about to enter the rink in a world of trouble for what I see the La Revs can do. You can underestimate them all you want but they seem to be the only team that came come close to the LSA in a match. It will take more than Goldie to cut it or even to place in the championship Lance but I will allow you to dream a fantasy and say Go Goldie go!
Also to all of you that are offend don’t have a public blog and you will not get a public opinion. The Texas Rollergirls and Dallas Derby Devils seems to welcome thoughts even the not so good ones and don't become offend. I will write a nice article about this in our review of this league. Again thank you Lance
Hey report card- I didn't see anywhere that Lance Bass said he was offended.
We DO welcome ALL opinions here. They are infact, opinions and no one should get upset about them. Really.
I read these blogs just the way I would write them, in good fun! It's all about razzing people up when it comes to the game and getting some blood boiling (in a fun way of course). Try not to take anything personal....no one means it that way.
See you at the game!
Anonymous, derbyreportcard or whatever else you wanna call yourself; whos offended? I just stated my opinion, just like you, isn't that great?! Yeah, that's what blogs are for , say whatever the hell you want, but don't get your panties in a twist when someone disagrees, or do, so what.
I do find the part about you pretending to be a writer funny as all hell though.
Like I said I can't wait to see the beat down. Just smile for my camera. Lance Bass please do your homework.
Well Derby Report Card Reviewer......
We all know who won in the end.
I must say the Deadly Kennedy's finally learn how to skate better I was impressed and disappointed my team did not beat your ass but we all know who will win the championship so I will not waste my money on that!
La Revolucion I am a true fan of your team, I followed you all season and must say I was impressed but feel you didn't give your "A" game; as I have seen you do in the past. Hopefully I will see that on Sept 17 the last game I will attend from this league.
I enjoyed taking your group picture as well.
Cant wait to write on that game.
Also what happen to the fights? I seen Terror Pussie pushed from the back serveral times and I took pictures of it. Wasn't that a huge no no in your other blogs? She should have pimp slapped a few of you!
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