Monday, September 18, 2006

What happens on the Track stays on the Track???

So, I thought when I started derby that it would be a great release for me and that my inner agression would be appeased, but ...although it is a great outlet, it seems to be nurturing my aggression, on and off the track.

Sometimes after practice I feel like I am driving a big skate (the four wheels just like quads) and wanna do a side block or a snake bite and verbally I feel a little more inclined to voice my opinions out loud and with sign language.

I have found myself spanking, grabbing and wrestling my non derby friends.

On a positive note, I smoke less now than ever...I have been a social smoker for a few years.. but now I wanna save all my breath for busting ass.

and that piece of arm that holds your biceps and triceps is starting to look like a target at all times for a meaty bounce of blocking humerus's..is that the bone's name?

So life is becoming a track to me, a bout.....

3 Comments:

Blogger Mia Hammer said...

so dividesbyzero.. you don't play well with others? maybe you should come be a ref for us...you still can't grab us or spank us though, only girl on girl action at our derby. i see alot of male spanking in football and baseball though, or maybe you could start a male roller derby league of your own. You could be the Spankers!!

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm... you can spank me if ya wanna.

3:07 PM  
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11:29 AM  

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