June freckled with darkness

So, not to go from darker to darker but I am. If ya know me, dark is not usually the color I put off, but.............

June is freckled with darkness.

All around me it seems paranoia's worst dreams are coming true...although it could always get worster (and I know that's not a real word.......although if we use it enough it may come to be one. Let's try it and dedicate it to June 2006.)

It could always be worster. Life's troubles really seem to come with a big fat period of fertility. At least when everything seems to be going to the crapper .....you were already crapping I guess. Just stay there and let it all out. Shit happens. What sux is when other's are telling you, "don't worry, your shit won't stink as bad as you think"....and then it does. And you knew it would. You wanted to believe the smiling faces that seem to like you until your teeth fall out, but paranoia usually comes from something, an intuition, a premeditation, a passing scent of what is to come.....just make sure you don't run out of paper while your sitting there. You wanna make sure that it stays where it should, where you dropped it off.

Let's get fresh and clean and tell June (no not Meat Cleaver) to get a colonic. ANd if things keep getting worster, we'll make some worster-shire sauce to wash it all down.

MMMMMia

Goodbye Girls

WANTED

Music school teacher fleeing Assassination City to seek refuge in Austin. She is known as Mary Lou in derby circles. There is a huge suspicion we will see her mixing up with the Texas Roller Girls. She is known to join a league and make a BIG difference. If you see her tell her .................I wish I was there.



ALSO


Alcoholly is scheduled to be drinking her way ALL the way to New York with her accomplice husband. They are known to take on the world together and she may be skating in the hallways at work. If you find her on the approach it is best to keep your course while passing her but be prepared to duck a block....if it's after noon, the whiskey may swing at you.

Both are members of the Vive La Revolucion party...which won the bout last night against the Deadly Kennedies. I will miss these criminals. Spread the havoc!!!

love,
Mia

*snicker*

derby girls do it in packs

bloody hell

so i was invited to participate in a nice skate around the lake this morning with my lovely captain ophelia pain, and my just as lovely teammate waylon anya. so first i overslept, then it took me forever to get the kids ready and rushed out the door at the exact time i was suppose to be showing up. then, when we try to change my wheels to the brand spanking new pink outdoors i purchased, my skate tool won't fit down inside to tighten the nut.

oh and it doesn't end there. my sunglasses broke right off of my face and then i forgot to put my knee pads on before i put my skates on. in a state of absolute frustration, i said f* it, i don't care let's just get this show on the road. we must have skated 3, maybe even 4 miles and then the last 100 yard before we reach the parking lot, i'm going down a hill and over a bridge. moving faster than i anticipate, the seam where the concrete sidewalk meets the bridge is glaring at me. my brain says "jump"! my feet say "nope"! and this is the result. note the gaping hole left by a sharp rock and the freakish resemblence the entire wound bears to a smiley face.

i love roller derby.

the trailer trash 80's prom is tonight

and i am super excited! my own prom was barely out of the 80's, so it had all of the cheese and none of the cool. plus, my date was 23. we stayed for all of 10 minutes and then left for bigger and better things. no, gutter hounds, not a hotel room but a nice drunken buzz downtown. we were just friends anyway.

so, assassination city roller derby says "Aloha, Mr. Hand" with a night of dancing and derby babes in 80's garb. this will hopefully be a jewel in my crown of memories. it had better be because i got this ridiculous mullet hair cut just for the prom theme so my get up will look right on! ocd, you are not my friend! but after tonight it's so gone because everytime i look in the mirror, like gag me with a pitch fork, ya know?