Next Up- Scheming Scuffle on 9/17

Save the date, Ass City Fans. Your favorite, and most winning team, Lone Star Assassins are back and out for blood!!

Roller Derby Girls School You On Drinking

Yeah, they'll show you a thing or two about a thing or two about pouring alcohol down your face hole.
Huh? When? Friday August 11th @ Double Wide Bar. Why? Well, who needs a reason... but there is one. The Pre-Bout Party! Duh! (slaps forehead) Of course! I'll be there because I don't suck, and my face hole is feeling the need for drinky-drinks to be tossed down in it.