Friday, July 28, 2006

Guerilla Fighters vs. the Politicians

Who's going to win the physical headbutting (headbutting is roller derby illegal by the way) between the fighters and the thinkers. I mean the Kennedy clan may not let anything stand in the way of their vengeance, but their picture perfect family hasn't much experience in hand to hand combat. (political parties aren't usually caught with their hands dirty) Of course roller derby isn't just a game of breathtaking blows, it involves strategy and knowing your opponent. (guerilla fighters are probably studied in this) Well these girls know each other alright.

I don't really freaking know who's going to win. The DK's are starting to avalanche down the mountain with experience catching up to their momentum in skill. The La Revolucion, ya just gotta love them, have stayed strong thoughout the season. They never lose focus or break a sweat.

I heard that Goldie Schlager is coming back from an injured foot to help the DK's make more than a few points. I wanna mention a few girls but I can't because they are all standing out in my mind. I do know that Terror Pussy and Kernel Angus from the La Revolucion and Young Gunz, MOM, Choko and Goldie from the DK's have been training an extra night a week with some Lone Star Assasins to travel to Austin for an across TX derby battle on Sunday, September 3. More info coming about that soon.

So what does everybody think????

The Deadly Kennedy's or La Revolucion??

I just CAN't speak up.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

NEXT BOUT - AUGUST 13TH! BE THERE OR YOU SUCK!


Sorry about all of the yelling... and for suggesting that you may be a vacuum of some sort if you aren't at the upcoming bout between La Revolución and Deadly Kennedys...(inhaaale) actually, no. No I'm not sorry. It's you who will be sorry if you miss this. Don't ask how I know. It's just a fact.
SO DON"T MISS IT! CUZ DERBY GIRLS RULE! DOOOOOOD!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Any Questions??

Please, post any comments or questions regarding game play, the differences between flat & banked track, anything & everything. If something happened in a bout, like why a particular stragey was used? We will answer your questions the best we can.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Kill kill kill kill kill the poor (DKs)
Kill kill kill kill kill the poor (DKs)
Kill kill kill kill kill the poor (DKs)
toooniiiggght, tonighighighighit!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Alrighty then, LONE STAR ASSASSESS!!



DK's are thirsty for some vengence, and were gettin our super big gulp on
with the ladies in black!!!

Be ready for some: thumpin', some smackin', chokin', clobberin', slicin', good times, and that's just the first Jam!!

Wha..What's That on my skate?
Why, it's a big chunk of strawberry deathcake
stuck on the bottom of my Riedell boots!!
Lick it up baby, Lick it up!!
YEE HAA ladies, it's gonna be a helluva bout!!!

You can buy that for a $1.00, a SmackaJawea gold dolla!!!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

HEY DEADLY KENNEDYS...


COME AND GET IT BITCHES!!
SEE YOU SUNDAY.